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July 12, 2007:

Sabbatical
 
By Frank Parrish

This column marks the 104th since I began writing for the Globe.  That’s two years of looking at things from my often warped perspective.  At least I’ve been told my perspective is often warped.  Some people have even questioned my sanity, but there is no question about that.  I’ll let you decide that answer.

These years have been fun, and a lot cheaper than therapy.  I’ve enjoyed the discipline of writing, the pressure of meeting a deadline, and the opportunity to be creative.  More than these, I’ve been blessed by the comments I have received.  Many of you have told me you read my rants, laugh along, and identify with some of the situations.  That’s a marvelous connection, but I must say, you worry me if you’ve identified too closely with some of what I’ve written.  If so, then you need as much therapy as I. Yikes!  But thanks just the same.

The point of this week’s musing is to let you know that I’m taking some time off from writing the column.  I guess it could be called a sabbatical, which means a break or a change from a normal routine (as of employment).  But since I’m not employed to write a column I suppose I can’t call it a sabbatical.  So I’m just calling it a break.  I need some time to gather my wits, or actually find them, since they seem to have flown away somewhere.  I want to continue writing but I want it to be fresh and better than it’s ever been before.  I need a break to do that.

I want to thank each of you for your support over the last two years, especially because you have graciously allowed me to poke fun at some of you.  Where I have offended you, I apologize.  When I return I’ll try my best not to do that again.  Well, ok, I’ll try.  But you see, I haven’t promised you anything?  It’s hard not to offend people because we all have so many things that are inherently idiotic…well never mind, I’ll just try my best.

For anyone who may question why I’m taking a break, let me just say that I need some time to refill my creative well.  A lot of what I write comes from real-life situations, a lot does not.  I try to find the best of both and make a word caricature of it all.  It seems to have worked, but now I need to find new avenues for that to happen.  I know there is a lot of funny stuff out there, most of it on the other side of when life doesn’t seem to be so funny.  I need to get to that place again.  After all, life is way too serious as it is.  We need all the laughter we can get.  Ok, at least I do.  Remember, it’s cheap therapy.

So think of me when you’re getting ready to do something really stupid.  I know I’ll be thinking of me when I do really stupid stuff.  I’ll be filing it all away for some future articles.

And while I’m at it, I will be putting the last two year’s worth of articles in two books.  If you’re interested let me know.  There will be a Volume I and II.  They would make great gift ideas for somebody who strongly dislikes you.  They can be a sort of, “Wow, they hate any gift they get, so why not get them these books” thing.
Thanks again, and I’ll see you in the View From Here.



Questions or comments
Email Frank at:
fparrish@zoominternet.net





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